5 Places I’d Go with a Time Machine
In no special order:
- January 3, 2032 – to talk to myself on my 50th birthday and see what I could have done better.
- March 2000 – So I could tell myself to not half–ass my last year of baseball
- November 1620 – so I could teach the pilgrims about arch support in shoes
- October 2004 – to re-watch the MLB playoffs in Boston
- January 2000 – to try and stop Bandeira Entertainment from making Bubble Boy
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Bubble Boy offends you that much? Now Freddy Got Fingered should’ve been stopped from being made!