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Worse than a Punch in the Face
Sunday, January 24th, 2010
Here’s a short list of things that I think are worse than a punch in the face. In no particular order: Ice chips in milk because the fridge is too cold Lettuce on a day old sandwich Red light cameras Inaccurate DVR stopping during a fast forward People who stop in the middle of a [...]
10 Things that Irritate me
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
People who say “rubbish” when they mean “trash” Too much mayonnaise Changing lanes without signaling Table-based web site layouts Use of the word "Guesstimate" Reality TV Lame Advertising Cartoon avatars People who wear knit hats in 70+ degree weather Top 10 Lists function reverse_lists() { var olists = document.getElementsByTagName(‘ol’); for (var i = 0; i [...]
My Last Meal
Sunday, June 28th, 2009
I forget what I was watching but I got to thinking what my last meal would be if I were sentenced to death. Being a person who likes to leave some humor behind I’d want to give people something to talk about when they went home afterwards. So, keeping that in mind, for my last [...]
Tapatio v. Louisiana Hot Sauce
Sunday, May 31st, 2009
Today, I’m going to address hot sauce, and to two brands that I’ve encountered quite a bit lately: Tapatio Louisiana Hot Sauce Judging on 4 criteria: Flow out of the bottle Consistency Flavor Web site (just because) Meet the Team Tapatio Louisiana Hot Sauce Flow out of the bottle Tapatio takes this one, it comes [...]
Something I Learned about Baby Carrots
Monday, May 25th, 2009
Last week I was at Ralph’s to buy some some baby carrots and dip. I figured I’d eat the first one pretty quick, so I decided to get a second bag, freeze it and eat it maybe next week. Apparently when you freeze baby carrots they lose all consistency and turn into a gross rubber-like [...]
5 Minute Chocolate Cake
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
I got this in an email forward and I thought it was so great that I needed to share it here. I give you… the 5 minute chocolate cake: Ingredients 4 tablespoons flour 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) A small splash [...]
Worth their Weight in Gold
Sunday, April 5th, 2009
There are certain things in life that I think are worth spending money on: Organic milk A haircut A good shirt Why? Organic Milk I went through a period where I was only eating organic food; I won’t lie, I felt pretty healthy. But there’s a lot of stuff I just don’t think it’s worth [...]
